The 5 Stages of Heartbreak

So you just got dumped and now are in a desperate need to vent? Call your friends, stock up on vodka, turn on the karaoke and get ready to sing your throat raw! Let’s hold hands and serenade our demons into submission.

DENIAL

  • The Man Who Can’t Be Moved ~ The Script
  • Can’t Seem To Make You Mine ~ Garbage
  • Always ~ Bon Jovi
  • Hear Me Out ~ Frou Frou
  • Romeo & Juliet ~ Dire Straits
  • Sometime Around Midnight ~ The Airbourne Toxic Event
  • I Can’t Stop Loving You ~ Van Halen
  • You Oughta Know ~ Alanis Morissette
  • With Or Without You ~ U2
  • My Favorite Game ~ Cranberries
  • I Touch Myself ~ Blondie
  • 7 Days in Sunny June ~ Jamiroquai
  • No-one IsGonna Love You – Band Of Horses
  • A Long December – Counting Crows
  • Slow Dancing In A Burning Room – John Mayer
  • How – Regina Spektor
  • Fool To Think – Dave Matthews Band

ANGER

  • I Hate Everything About You ~ Three Days Grace
  • You Give Love A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi
  • I’m Not Okay, I Promise ~ My Chemical Romance
  • Helena ~ My Chemical Romance
  • Santeria ~ Sublime
  • Die, Die, Die, My Darling ~ The Misfits
  • Bigmouth Strikes Again ~ The Smiths
  • Dirty Glass ~ Dropkick Murphys
  • Fuck You! ~ Cee-Lo Green
  • Not Big ~ Lily Allen
  • Gives You Hell – The All-American Rejects
  • You’re so Gay – Kate Perry
  • Smile – Lily Allen (actually, watch the video for full effect)

chainsaw-lady would like to let you know she’s PEACHY.

Between Pink trashing a car, taking off her clothes in public and driving around on a lawnmower; Lily telling exactly how it is and Sublime telling “Sanchito that if he know’s what’s good for him, he’d best go run and hide”, I think you got the idea.

BARGAIN

  • Take A Chance On Me ~ ABBA (but look for BLack Sweden’s version, really)
  • Grace Kelly ~ Mika
  • Lovers Tonight, Friends Tomorrow ~ Dave Matthews Band
  • Rapunzel ~ Dave Matthews Band
  • Walking After You ~ Foo Fighters
  • Only Wanna Be With You ~ Hootie & The Blowfish
  • So Happy Together ~ Newfound Glory
  • 2 Late ~ The Cure
  • In These Arms ~ Bon Jovi
  • The Boys Of Summer ~ Ataris

DEPRESSION ~ turn up the speakers and cry your eyes out!

  • My Immortal ~ Evanescence
  • Here Without You ~ 3 Doors Down
  • Nichts Bewegt Sich ~ Lacrimosa
  • Bleeding Heart ~ Angra
  • Cup of Coffee ~ Garbage
  • Boys Don’t Cry ~ The Cure
  • Grace Is Gone ~ Dave Matthews
  • Wild Horses ~ Rolling Stones
  • Hell Is Living Without You ~ Alice Cooper
  • Mr Brightside ~ The Killers
  • No One But You – Civalis

ACCEPTANCE

  • I Saw The Sign ~ Ace of Base
  • This Love ~ Maroon 5
  • Under The Milky Way Tonight ~ The Church
  • Riding Solo ~ Jason Derulo
  • Rearview Mirror ~ Pearl Jam
  • Special ~ Garbage
  • Control ~ Poe
  • Single Ladies ~ Beyonce
  • You’re Unbelievable ~ EMF
  • Telephone ~ Lady Gaga
  • Generator ~ Foo Fighters
  • Married With Children ~ Oasis
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~ by 1cellinthesea on August 8, 2013.

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